When he runs into Angela Berry, born loser Darcy Lemarsh thinks he finally got lucky. Angie is one HOT lady. He doesn't yet know that Angie is one rose short of a dozen. And when Angie's alcoholic and ailing grandfather wants Darcy to pretend to be him on a book tour, Archie feels he's at last arrived. But Darcy will soon find himself up to his neck in murder.