Well, I am currently a million bucks shy of being a millionaire, but I did write a really great book. "The Last Good Person" is available through amazon.com and at your local Barnes and Noble. It is about a man who tries to change the world one person at a time. His mission in life is to change every human into a good person. For example, if you send you're food back in a resteraunt, the main character will wipe his rear with you're hamburger to teach you that good people do not do things like that.
Anyway, I am a father of two with a sick mind. Disgusting things are always popping up in my head. Stuff that most people could never picture. In fact, I wish I wouldn't think of it. I need to be locked up under the care of trained psychiatric doctors. Lucky for my readers, I write down my sick thoughts and form plot lines around them.