Am going to quote Marx, "When money comes innuendo, love comes in your door."
Not Karl, but one of the Brothers.
You have to grasp the gravamen of this argument to understand my unique talents.
I have a expertise in environmental pollution caused by forest fires, water power, paticularly water wheels and other specialized topics. I have a M.S. in scientific writing from Polytechnic. Currently, listed as Columnist for Useless-Knowledge.com. Also, publishing satires on thespoof.com.
Was watching "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" when I started typing this.