I was born in the badlands of Brooklyn, NY and while I was too young to remember my birth and early months I have been able to verify those facts.My formative years were spent in the circus where I was the youngest lion tamer in the world until age 7 when I was sold to gypsies and trained to become an assassin. Okay, I was never in the circus or sold to gypsies but I do love a good circus!
My real life is not as exciting but if you are interested please continue reading.
I really was born in the borough of Brooklyn, which truly is the greatest city in the world although I am currently living in exile in the bucolic hills of northeast Pennsylvania, in the world famous town of Roseto. I've raised three children to adulthood, the youngest of which is now 20 and numerous dogs. None of the dogs has made it to twenty which leads me to believe I am somewhat better with children than animals. None of my children are in desperate need of therapy which I suppose is further proof that either my parenting skills are not bad or more than likely my children just lucky. I would take solace in the knowledge that my wife believes I'm wonderful, but she needs therapy!