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    Dinosaur Erotica

    No you didn't read the title wrong. Apparently a new trend is "Dinosaur Erotica", where hungry dinosaurs suddenly find pleasure in a woman's body.



    So I won't get too explicit but here's the brief synopsis.

    "Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
    It does.
    Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her womanhood than in her flesh."

    I think we may have found something worse than 50 Shades.

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    That seems impossible for a number of reasons including that dinosaurs were egg laying reptiles, which I don't think would be compatible with mammal anatomy. But thanks for making me look up how dinosaurs have sex. http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/dailyl...dinomating.htm

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    I love how them being reptiles is the fact you choose to pick to make this sound absurd. Heh, as if you could pinpoint one of the thousand. I can't imagine many women reading this. I think it would be a bit disturbing for most of them.

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    LOL oh wow. Never heard of this genre before but it sounds awful. Why would you even think that this is acceptable? I mean dinosaurs hooking up with ladies!

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    ***shaking his head with an angry expression***

    I'm just trying to imagine what a dinosaur dick would look like? I mean, would it be huge like a donkey or would it be just big enough for the dino-sperm to ascend up into a woman's vagina?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Michael Live View Post
    ***shaking his head with an angry expression***

    I'm just trying to imagine what a dinosaur dick would look like? I mean, would it be huge like a donkey or would it be just big enough for the dino-sperm to ascend up into a woman's vagina?
    I... don't know?

    I regret making this thread now.

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