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    Feb 2012

    In monkey language to God.

    ‘My hand,’ I cried. ‘My hand.’

    ‘Your-hand,’ he repeated. ‘Yes, your hand!’

    ‘But it is?’ I spluttered. ‘It is!’

    ‘Good ashtray,’ he smiled. ‘Good ashtray.’

    ‘But my hand?’ I wailed. ‘My hand?’

    ‘‘Yes-it-fukking-is,’ he stubbed. ‘IT IS.’

    This is why monkeys swing from one arm.
    Last edited by martin shaw; 02-21-2012 at 01:55 PM.

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