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    Grammar/Punctuation "Bar Jokes"

    1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.


    2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.


    3. A question mark walks into a bar?


    4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.


    5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.


    6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.


    7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.


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    Obviously I have time on my hands today.

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    And I had the time to read this. Clever.

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    8. A colon walked into a bar and asked, "Has anyone seen my proctologist?"

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    Ha, Jayce.

    9. A semi-colon walked into a bar and said, "Have you see the rest of me?"

    (sorry, Cur)

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    10. A hyphen walked into a bar and said, "How-dy."

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    Last edited by Kitty Foyle; 11-09-2011 at 12:40 PM.

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    A preposition walked into a bar and was asked, "Where are you from?"
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    And be at peace... the universe is unfolding as it should

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    An ellipsis...couldn't...find the damn...barrrrr.

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    A period walked into a bar and asked, "Where's the restroom?"
    Cindy

    And be at peace... the universe is unfolding as it should

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    Bwahahaha!

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