critique my query letter?

[leslee]

Kiss the ring, bag-head.

[leslee]

Was that hardcopy or email, though?

It was back in the snailmail days, but you can construct it yourself in an email as well. Just stick the info at the top like any normal business letter, with the date.

[Jena Grace]

Kiss the ring, bag-head.

That's Ms. Bag-Head to you.

[leslee]

I have to say, I think that might be the funniest thing I've ever said on WN. I laughed out loud over here.

[Jena Grace]

You always make me laugh.

[leslee]

Thank you!

I appreciate our wordplay, Jena. It's a lot of fun.

And I like to have a laugh, especially since so many things are tough these days.

[Jena Grace]

I wonder if we'd like each other in person.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[leslee]

I think we would.

But I'd probably try to snatch that bag off your head. Just so we could share a tuna melt, of course. Then you could put it back on.

It would sort of be like that scene from Elephant Man. You'd be screaming, "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM NOT . . . oh, tuna melt? Great!"

[Jena Grace]

ROLFMAO...again.

[C Bets]

I look forward to my Jena/leslee fix every day. You guys are hysterical! I still think you need to start an act.