Liar

[martin shaw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07S8eN0U0Qk


What say you, custard face?
Before I put you
back in your place
to be ravaged by,
the retributive piranhas,
you sugary revengeful cuisine,
with sliced bananas,
from the same boat you came in on,
the long one with the
false bottom,
changing colour like
your chameleon back,
from green to yellow,
and now charcoal black.

You are out in the cold again;
It’s your place of heart,
you fitting companion
for any seasoned tart,
that will take you in,
with a glint in her eye
if you promise her another piece
of custard pie.

[Aver0n 2o11]

I demand my custard pie!

[martin shaw]

Have it!

Custard pie slang for lie. Did you know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2WzZ...eature=related

This is gonna play at my funeral.

greetings

[leslee]

I feel like I've already been to your funeral. Was it last week? Did they serve the cheese plate?

[martin shaw]

You must of liked me. I know you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAvHw...eature=related