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  1. #41
    leslee
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    Re: How much to post?

    Howzabout we take a lesson from our president and simply call this guy a jackass.



  2. #42
    martin shaw
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    Re: How much to post?

    You’re blind with your head up your own sphincter Leslie. There are a few good writers on here, but you are jumped up like Gary.

    Because Gary can’t do... he tries to teach and preach with you following behind with your tongue out. Try not to involve yourself too much with your one liner’s like him, because it has become obvious it is all you both can manage. I envisage you as a large lady on an old piano stool with your cheeks hanging over the edge, and I imagine Gary would be mummy’s little fat boy with his hot coco and secret porno sites that he tries to hide from the computer engineer because he can’t afford a good anti-virus other than a free prescription of Tamiflu.

    Get a life leslee, and spell your purposely misspelt name correctly, it’s not subtle.

    Oh you’re lovin me now; I can feeeeeeel it in my bones. Do you like cats?

  3. #43
    Gary Kessler
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    Re: How much to post?

    Wow, you've been sitting on my shoulder and taking notes, haven't you, Martin? *smile*

  4. #44
    leslee
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    Re: How much to post?

    Is anyone supposed to care what you think, Martin? You can't write. Can't spell. Can't punctuate. Can't do anything but disrupt. Exactly what defines a troll.

  5. #45
    martin shaw
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    Re: How much to post?

    “Quick run leslee, someone has posted another editor spam in a new thread… I‘ll carry your stool”

    Leslee slid off her bar stool and quickly waddled in the direction of the publishing and editing forum stuffing the last cake in to her mouth as she did so. Blinded by freshly whipped cream she stopped near the entrance feeling for the door handle and twisted.

    “Ouch” Gary said as he stood there with his trousers down.

    “Oh sorry Gary, I didn’t see you there she tittered.

    “This doors not working properly. Can you open and shut it quickly to see if you can fix it”


    I walked past leaving them to it as I entered the thread. The sound of patronising laughter and unintelligible squawks of more pseudo writers filled the air, and a calling to straggler birds that appear as if by magic, like worm hunting gull’s to autumn ploughed field’s of the inland.



    (I’m happy for you to pick the bones from this leslee if your still hungry: ya nazi.)

  6. #46
    Chuck Shaw
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    Re: How much to post?

    L & GK & crew

    Boy, is this guy easy to spin up. I'll bet we coulds keep him going until the next ice age. I'm retiring in a few days, so I have the time to play this stupid game

    CS

  7. #47
    martin shaw
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    Re: How much to post?


    'I’m retiring in a few days, so I have time to play this stupid game'

    ?

  8. #48
    Rogue Mutt
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    Re: How much to post?

    How did such a simple thread turn into this?

  9. #49
    Chuck Shaw
    Guest

    Re: How much to post?

    It's easy RM
    Take an ordinary, straightforward post, add one or more trolls to taste, stir vigorously and repeatedly to keep hot. The growth factor is exponential, though the amusement quotient tends to flatten out after thirty or forty rants. I think this soup has gone as flat as it can get, unless you have a fresh troll?

    Funny thing about trolls. You think you have a great one all wound up, and suddenly he becomes surprisingly reasonable and calm. You think you have a cool correspondent, say one wrong thing and KA-BOOM insta-Troll!

    People are interesting.

    CS

  10. #50
    martin shaw
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    Re: How much to post?

    Don't you think that I may just enjoy writing? I don't mind the replies because I write my book inbetween. Some replies are good and some replies are not so good, I'm literally just shrugging my shoulders.

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