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  1. #1
    Ronto Yukimaru
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    Does anyone get these jokes?

    Narulex is watching a game show on TV.

    "CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE! CAKE OR DEATH?"

    "Uh, cake please."

    "VERY WELL! GENTLEMEN, GIVE HIM CAKE!"

    Sebastian came over and sat down.

    "That idiot," he said. "He should have chosen both."

    "Why?" Narulex couldn't help asking.

    "Number one- he could end up being a vampire..." Sebastian reached for the remote. "And two- would be a vampire with cake."

    Narulex grabbed the remote from Sebastian and changed the channel.
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    "Pink Candycorn?"

    "Yes."

    "He started a fight with his father, who happens to be the most powerful member of the valley, over a bag of PINK CANDYCORN?"

    "What part of 'yes' do you not understand?"

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    "You see, my parents taught me something interesting," Vaan told the startled officers. "Never go into a lair with only one entrance without a knife, a rope, and a boombox that plays the YMCA in German."

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    "Actually, I was thinking of King Dan in a dress when you said that."

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    "This is why little kids shouldn't have playstations," Sebastian snarled. "At least three hundred and fifty years ago when I was alive, kids knew fantasy from reality."

    "Yeah, but they lead lame lives," Vaan chided. "Besides, they probably thought you were Jafar or something."

    "What, from Aladdin?"

    "Non, non. Kingdom Hearts," Vaan waved his paw dismissively.

    Sebastian's eye twitched.

    ---

    "I think that was pipe bomb no. 7..."

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    "From now on, you are not allowed to sing 'I'm a Barbie Girl' in the car," Narulex told Sebastian furiously.

    "Look, it's either the song or the bumper sticker. I'm not gettng rid of both."

  2. #2
    marta cajiao
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?



    Nope--flew right over my head.

  3. #3
    Ronto Yukimaru
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    dang.

    not a single one?

  4. #4
    The Midnight Writer
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    eddie izzard--cake or death!

  5. #5
    The Midnight Writer
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    i got the kingdom hearts and barbie girl one

  6. #6
    Ronto Yukimaru
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    eddie izzard--cake or death!
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    Ah, so thats where the joke originally came from. =O

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    i got the kingdom hearts and barbie girl one

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    -does best to refrain from bursting into hysterical laughter-

    they're funnier in context.

  7. #7
    The Midnight Writer
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    and by "got" i mean i understood the reference and am familiar with both kingdom hearts and the aqua song. i'm not sure why you're bursting into hysterical laughter...and U2 is a band

  8. #8
    Ronto Yukimaru
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    Like I said, they're funnier in context.

  9. #9
    dan z
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the funniest I,d rate them as follows:
    First one: I gave an eight for typical manga style and content.
    Second : 7, but I'm sure I'd rate it higher in context,
    Third : 8,5... YMCA in german, funny enough I listened to it before
    Fourth : 7, any king in a dress would look funny
    Fifth : didn't find this one funny, philosophical rather
    Sixth : if you said lucky pipe bomb no 7, i'd've given it an 8
    Seventh: I gave a 9.25.... it was funnnyyy. ) Keep at it and lotsa luck!

  10. #10
    Ronto Yukimaru
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    Re: Does anyone get these jokes?

    On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the funniest I,d rate them as follows:
    First one: I gave an eight for typical manga style and content.
    Second : 7, but I'm sure I'd rate it higher in context,
    Third : 8,5... YMCA in german, funny enough I listened to it before
    Fourth : 7, any king in a dress would look funny
    Fifth : didn't find this one funny, philosophical rather
    Sixth : if you said lucky pipe bomb no 7, i'd've given it an 8
    Seventh: I gave a 9.25.... it was funnnyyy. ) Keep at it and lotsa luck!
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    waiwaiwait- MANGA?!

    How is it that everyone can just tell I'm a manga freak...?

    but cheers. I'd better change it to "Lucky pipe bomb no. 7" if it's funnier that way. =D

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