Sitting quietly in an innocuous seat, Governor Tom-George wondered what might have been as he watched and listened to Governor Ahmadu Na’adama accepting the party [party's] nomination. Waving to an ecstatic crowd as he himself had done a few weeks ago, Governor Na’adama was rallying the faithful, trying to give the people hope and promising a better future. [pronoun identity crises]Nigeria certainly needed that[,] and as Governor Kurobor came on to the stage and [and...and] raised hands with his Katsina State counterpart, Governor Tom-George managed to bring himself to applaud them [the hands?], hoping [that]the Na’adama/Korubor ticket has [had] more luck than the now defunct Tom-George/Kangiwa one.[clunk!]

Flailing, indeed.

Or do we have a troll?