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  1. #1
    author author
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    Useless poems

    Sorry we can't insure you for a journey like that you mention.
    You'll have to contact Lloyds or a firm that handles pensions.
    The last time we stuck out our necks was for a guy named Daryl
    who died in tragic circumstance in Niagra in a barrel.



  2. #2
    Joe Zeff
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    Re: Useless poems

    Your verse flys away,
    From my desk like a dead leaf,
    In November's winds.

  3. #3
    gulliver h
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    Re: Useless poems

    there once was a man from Nepal
    Who went to a fancy dress ball
    He went just for fun,
    dressed up as a bun...
    but a dog ate him up in the hall...



    (my mother thought that was hilarious)

  4. #4
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    Re: Useless poems

    Joe and Gulli. : D


    There once was a woman named Annabelle
    who flew meal-free coach down to Sanibel
    To her husband's distress,
    her bones arrived UPS.
    The man in 8B was a cannibal.

  5. #5
    Joe Zeff
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    Re: Useless poems

    Your fourth line doesn't scan; one too many sylables.

    Her bones were fleshless

    fits both the idea and the scansion.

  6. #6
    author author
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    Re: Useless poems

    Talk a little faster and slide that syllable in or... always have a backup plan.

    Fleshless, distress....hmmmmm....not quite there

    There once was a woman named Annabelle
    who flew meal-free coach down to Sanibel.
    To her husband's distress,
    bones arrived UPS.
    The man in 8B was a cannibal

  7. #7
    gulliver h
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    Re: Useless poems

    parts arrived UPS

  8. #8
    author author
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    Re: Useless poems



    : D ))

  9. #9
    gulliver h
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    Re: Useless poems

    I wish I knew what that meant

  10. #10
    C Bets
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    Re: Useless poems

    Saturday Night Live
    Is not on, Olympics airs
    Must watch Mad TV

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