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  1. #1
    Picture Book
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    Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet


    Ahhh that monstrous beast, Orville! How like a swine...
    How foul and loathsome is his image!
    Sirs, I will not serve nuts to this drunken man.
    What think you, if he were to feast upon
    Said nuts, would he turn into?



  2. #2
    Donald Lowery
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    The nut-grubbing, large, four-footed, brutal, vile animal-person?

    Orville, a.k.a., the mud between the toes in revolting OOZ. Or should we say OOS, for those Brits among us?

    Drunken though he may be, that is minimal versus his pretentious nature, doubled with his wicked, vulgar, and obscene behavior, that everyone must judge and re-judge.

    Punishment shall be lashes. Countless lashes. And fasting beyond thirty days. After the thirty days, he must be force-fed thirty BK Burgers.

    And, whosoever replieth next, What Think YOU??????

  3. #3
    Picture Book
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Behold, Donald of Lowery, thou must be bewitched with this pretentiousness.
    For thou knowest not, or else did not heed
    To play the game thus.....B follows A but swiftly, not T

  4. #4
    Donald Lowery
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Be damned. I forgot I should start with a "B". The next in line must be a C.

    How Stupid of me. I also forgot to capitalize the Letter "L" in Latin in a previous message. Shame on Me.

    Back to Orville again. Since I was so stupid to miss the "B", this is my punishment.

    BK Broiler Burgers.
    Benevolent Bookstore Bookworms.
    Bribing Bricklayers By Brooklyn.
    Broken Bridges Burning Beyond Britain.
    Borderline Boring Bombardier Boldface Beetle-Behinds Bolting Bluffing But Blockbusting Before Blinking Blind Blobs Bobbing Burgering Blistering Bloodhounds.

  5. #5
    BrianH
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Curses, woman! Where's me ale?
    Is one as broad of mouth as rump to vex me
    Whilst I be weary at my brew?
    Curses, wench. Fetch my pint My troubles be born of drink's deceitful bargain--
    But thee--are debotched by Nature, and the mismatched pair that bred thee.
    O poor, poor sot; and him most damned--him, him that should bed thee.

  6. #6
    Yvonne Oots
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Damn, you sir, you Brian of H.
    Wench or no wench,gather yee up an fetch your own
    Your troubles have yet begun,
    For it is thee that have stolen the nuts of Orville.
    Oh, yea, Brian of H. weary not over a pint, but concern your soul with hiding for Donald of Lowery, has the letters correct, he and his patriots are gathering behind.

  7. #7
    Picture Book
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    "Enough, enough I say,
    We must board and henceforth travel
    Beyond the twinlking stars and black heavens
    Though the spaceship be no stronger than a nutshell
    And as leaky as Brian of H's pint glass...."

  8. #8
    Yvonne Oots
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Forget, forget yea verily I shall not forget
    the nuts of orville, lay within the grasp of Donald of Lowery and Brian of H. Be not fooled, act not like a gidy school girl, for they and others lay at our mercy.

  9. #9
    Picture Book
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Goodly men and wenches, let us make haste and board
    Verily, let us see who be the bravest knights to make the first move
    Who doth be the sinkers or floaters amongst us?

  10. #10
    Kaz
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    Re: Writer's Block Game 5/SHAKESPEARE/Alphabet

    Hath not een one forsaken braveheart sought Orville's nuts? If not, ye shall be barreled and caned forthwith.

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