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Play The Agent Game
Author: Chris Gavaler
Picture an actual playing board with plastic pieces and a spinner in the middle. The spinner is important because it will remind you how much is left to chance. The best writer with the best novel still has to submit to the luck of random numbers.
You obviously begin at Square One. For a realistic effect, place your playing piece (your manuscript) with several hundred thousand others. That's a rough estimate of how many aspiring authors are playing the game alongside of you.
The game board, which is circular and therefore never ending, has three kinds of squares for you to land on. The majority are blank. That means you sit and continue to wait like you were before. Most of the game involves this activity. That's why it's a good idea also to have a life while playing.
Another kind of square has a question mark on it. That stands for Dumb Luck, those things that you have no control over but influence your fate. Pick a card from the Dumb Luck stack. Looking back at some of my previous draws (agent rejection letters), you might read something like: "This is very much the sort of novel that I enjoy and ordinarily I'd have been eager to read the rest but the end of summer turned out to be particularly busy and with a new child on the way in early November now is not the best time for me to be taking on new commitments, as promising as they seem." Return the card to the bottom of the stack and continue playing.
The third kind of square has an exclamation mark. That stands for Preparation, the things you can do to increase your odds of landing an agent. The stack of cards is as thick as the Dumb Luck pile. That's a good thing. I suggest cheating and reading them all before the game begins:
Most of the other Preparation cards are blank. In time, you will be able to fill them in yourself and draw them at will. If you keep playing, through a combination of Dumb Luck and Preparation, you will advance to the middle of the board when an agent responds positively to one of your queries. The middle of the board consists of multiple tiers, many of which can be skipped. You have already done all that you can do to improve your chances during this level of play. Now just follow instructions.
The agency may request to see the first 50 or 100 pages of your manuscript. If you pass that round, you get to mail the remaining pages. If not, return your playing piece to Square One.
Depending on the size of the agency you're dealing with, there may be one or two readers to go through before reaching the head agent. If reader number one doesn't pass your manuscript up to the next tier, return to Square One.
You may advance another level this way before the head agent reviews your work and makes a final yes or no decision. Or he or she may suggest revisions. This does not constitute a yes or a no. No promises are made. Rewrite and resubmit skipping the previous tiers. If the agent says no to the revision, return to Square One.
If the agent says yes, expect to work on at least one more revision, but this time with an agent-author contract in hand. I reached this point in the game twice, once with each of two manuscripts. While playing the game, this looks like the ultimate end point, the fruition of all your dreams. It's not. Now you play The Editor Game, which is usually shorter (one way or another) and for the most part played for you by your agent while you wait, another skill you've mastered. After my first time through, I returned to Square One. After my second round, I had a book contract. My novel, a romantic suspense titled Pretend I'm Not Here, is being published in July 2002 by Harper Collins.
This isn't the end point either. Now I'm playing The Promotion Game and The Option Book Game, hopefully to be followed by many more similar games, all equally frustrating and potentially rewarding. The only prerequisite skill needed for any of them is perseverance. You must keep playing to win. Thinking of it as a game will help keep the process in perspective. It can be hard, especially the near misses. There's only one thing more depressing than getting an agent's initial attention, teetering on the edge of a contract offer, and then getting turned down: that's getting no attention at all. Enjoy the ups and downs, and know that every time you return to Square One, you're smarter and more experienced.
You get an unlimited number of spins. Use them.
Chris Gavaler is the author of Pretend I'm Not Here, a romantic suspense published by HarperCollins. For more information, writing advice, FREE chapters, or correspondence, visit http://www.ChrisGavaler.com.
Copyright 2002 Chris Gavaler. All rights reserved.
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